This is not safe for work due to language … but man, nothing would inspire me more than getting a snack!

No one likes having pictures taken for school, so why not spruce it up a bit and do something that really represents who you are as a kid?  Well, that sounds all well and good, but then there are sometimes when the photographer should just learn to ask, “are you insane?”.

We have no clue how these images were gathered, but you can see even more of them at Ace Online Schools.

Where do you even begin?  The Gucci shirt?  The cowboy boots?  THE BIG HONKING AX?!?

Has no one ever told this kid you don’t wear ties while operating machinery?

Everyone seems to think this kid is idolizing Batman … um … he’s smiling like The Joker.  You know, a psychotic clown that enjoys mass murder.  Did anyone alert the authorities?

This is Chad.  Chad goes to Chippendale High.

Theirs is a forbidden love …

I … yeah, I’ve got nuthin’.

Okay, seriously, what the hell?!?

Chloe decided that she could no longer stand this cruel world and she was just better off ending it all … sadly, she forgot to load the shoe gun was later taken to State Hospital For The Mentally Questionable.

You know … we’re not sure if this should be filed under “Parody” or “Unintentional Comedy”, so we went with both. The title says it all, and we thought about not putting this up as they seem so sincere, but then we went, “Oh screw it!” and posted it anyway. Enjoy the pain!

Luckily it appears no one was hurt, but you have to love the reasoning at the end of this video. Well … we use the term “reasoning” a bit loosely in this case.

We really don’t know what to say about this … it’s a man in dog make-up singing about Jesus. We’re sure he has the best of intentions, but … yeah.

Apparently chivalry is completely dead, or at least it is when you’re around Bo The Bailer.

I have no clue what an ibex is, but holy goodness did this video make me laugh. No clue what they are talking about in this video, but apparently the lesson here is that you should never argue with an ibex.

Apparently the Tampa, FL Fox affiliate needs to have a short chat with its reporters about skateboarding safety.