“He’s Turned Emo” by Never Mind the Hotspots is hilarious because, well, it’s true. Having grown up in the 1980′s with the likes of The Smiths and The Cure, you want to talk real emo? That was real emo. This stuff today is just … I’m not sure there are even words for it. Either way, fun, peppy song about the silliness of the whole emo phenomenon.