It seems Fred is not a fan of ringing phones, so he has come up with a solution for it.

“Women scare me.”

Best. Line. Ever.

Yep, I’m behind. And this one is definitely not safe for work due to language, but you’ve come to expect that.

Supposedly this guy only stole some candy which makes you wonder why in the world so many police were there, but it makes a good video any way.

I like how after the whales surface no one says anything like, “GET BACK TO SHORE!” No, instead they watch the birds …

I’m not entirely convinced Jub Jub is a real dog.

Apparently there was a $150,000 worth of stolen electronics in this plane, so it makes sense to try to take it out with a car … never mind that the wing could have come through the window and beheaded everyone.

Having lived in Arizona, yep, this can happen with next to no warning.