Leave it to the Japanese to even be polite when it comes to big sports celebrations.

Leave it to the Japanese to excel at something they aren’t even known for doing.

Just like it sounds: Strap some binoculars to your head and then attempt to play soccer.

Only in Japan.

I’ve been to Japan three times on business over the years, and if I had a 5 Yen piece for every time I saw women going down the street this way to get milk …

Yeah, I’d be broke.

Isn’t it horrible when fireman are sweaty and can’t do their job? Leave it to the Japanese to wonder about this in the form of a game show.

I don’t know about you, but this particular game just looks painful!

This video is not remotely safe for work … or your sanity. Bless the Japanese, but I do believe the entire country may be on drugs for this to make any sense.

Japan World Cup 3 is a horse racing video game that isn’t so much about horses or racing as it is about furthering the concept the Japanese are just freaking insane.

I apologize in advance for the mental damage you are are about to experience.

At one point did the Japanese decide this was a good series of commercials?

Yum … they come from his nose.

Oh, okay, he apparently also designs buildings.

Someone needs to look at what is running in this guy’s veins.

Apparently cannibalism is okay.